We Are All Funny Kenyans We All Love Fun
-We call every toothpaste ColGATE
We don’t care
-WE CALL EVERY NOODLE SPAGHETI
We are like that
-We call every insecticide doom
We cant help it
-We call every detergent DOOM
Its in our DNA
-We point at an empty chair and ask ‘Whho’s sitting there’’
We are like that
-We use a bar soap till it looks like a simcard
We don’t have a problem
-We buy something, skip instructions and ask neighbors how
its used.
its used.
We don’t care
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3X before going
We are Cautios
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are caoutios
Last week was my
birthday..🎂…My wife didn’t wish me…..My parents forgot and so did my
kids…..l went to work….Even my colleagues didn’t wish me…..As l entered
my office my secretary said,”Happy Birthday Boss”…..l felt so
special for a moment….. She askd me out for lunch….. After lunch, she
invited me to her apartment…..WE went there…..She said, “Do you mind
if l go into the bedroom for a minute?””Okay”, l said…..She
came out 5mins later with a cake And My Wife…..My
Parents…..My Kids…..My Friends and My Colleagues…All
Screaming….SURPRISE!!!.. And l was waiting on the sofa……NAKED…..With a
condom ON !!!😂
birthday..🎂…My wife didn’t wish me…..My parents forgot and so did my
kids…..l went to work….Even my colleagues didn’t wish me…..As l entered
my office my secretary said,”Happy Birthday Boss”…..l felt so
special for a moment….. She askd me out for lunch….. After lunch, she
invited me to her apartment…..WE went there…..She said, “Do you mind
if l go into the bedroom for a minute?””Okay”, l said…..She
came out 5mins later with a cake And My Wife…..My
Parents…..My Kids…..My Friends and My Colleagues…All
Screaming….SURPRISE!!!.. And l was waiting on the sofa……NAKED…..With a
condom ON !!!😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Welcome in Kenya where
a lady dates peter, gets impregnated by john,Sammy pays dha damage, Lucas
raises the child and Shaddy marrys her…
a lady dates peter, gets impregnated by john,Sammy pays dha damage, Lucas
raises the child and Shaddy marrys her…
Kuna Xmas
ingine dad aliletanga crate mzima ya soda,tukapiga nayo photo alaf akarudisha
kwa duka.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ingine dad aliletanga crate mzima ya soda,tukapiga nayo photo alaf akarudisha
kwa duka.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My Country Kenya
Ukibeba wanawake kwa moty kuwapekeka matanga,ukiwafikisha
wanaanza nduru na kuingia kwa watu kabla hujalipwa..iyo unasahau maana hatatoka
hadi uende😅😅😅
Hapa ndo mkiwa matangani au sherehe yoyote na vijiko viwe
less utaona mtu anatoa chake kwa bag..ukishtukia hilo unaona anatoa ovacado🤣😂🤣
Bado kenya ni yangu ila najua hata wasomi wa hii post yetu
hawajui ONE-ONE HUNDRED hazina letter A🤔🤔🤔🤔
😂🤣🤣🤣Sasa ndo wanajiuliza hii ya mwisho ni kweli?
Ukibeba wanawake kwa moty kuwapekeka matanga,ukiwafikisha
wanaanza nduru na kuingia kwa watu kabla hujalipwa..iyo unasahau maana hatatoka
hadi uende😅😅😅
Hapa ndo mkiwa matangani au sherehe yoyote na vijiko viwe
less utaona mtu anatoa chake kwa bag..ukishtukia hilo unaona anatoa ovacado🤣😂🤣
Bado kenya ni yangu ila najua hata wasomi wa hii post yetu
hawajui ONE-ONE HUNDRED hazina letter A🤔🤔🤔🤔
😂🤣🤣🤣Sasa ndo wanajiuliza hii ya mwisho ni kweli?
You bought a phone
for your friends wife
Intentionally she gives the phone to her husband
Using trigonometric identities find the general formula for this type of
love
for your friends wife
Intentionally she gives the phone to her husband
Using trigonometric identities find the general formula for this type of
love
Talking on
behalf of all ladies wanaume Wa siku hizi ongezeni dakika ama tuwaite Kuku😉😂😄😄
behalf of all ladies wanaume Wa siku hizi ongezeni dakika ama tuwaite Kuku😉😂😄😄
Ukiwa
maskini ata kwa family gathering haulizwi unakunywa soda gani?,unashtukianga tu
umeletewa krest
maskini ata kwa family gathering haulizwi unakunywa soda gani?,unashtukianga tu
umeletewa krest
Ukiwa kwa
mat alaf bae akukol akuambie I LOVE YOU huwa unamwambia nini?
ME:io ni chonjo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
mat alaf bae akukol akuambie I LOVE YOU huwa unamwambia nini?
ME:io ni chonjo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mluhya ni
nani?
Ni m2 anaweza dish Ugali plate nzima ak2mia Harufu ya mboga.
Je #Mluhia ni nani
nani?
Ni m2 anaweza dish Ugali plate nzima ak2mia Harufu ya mboga.
Je #Mluhia ni nani
