Funny jokes and best latest Trending memes in 2020

Kenyans are cultured people and their knowledge is richly reflected in everything including humour. They are renowned for their sense of humour because they are not afraid to make fun out of everything. They define things beyond imagination and this evokes laughter any day.

We have pulled together best Kenyan jokes that we think are funny, some of these crazy jokes can be really funny when reading while some will make you wonder why Kenyans laugh at everything.

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Welcome to my country where you ask a friend if he recall a lady and he confirms by saying he fucked seriously…๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Some girls will slay on social medias with nice names but their surnames will drag them back to their villages๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ The advantage of wig is that you can take it off and eat twice in a funeral๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ


โžก๏ธ My sister, shaking your ass will win his dick but not his heart… Walk properly my sister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

โžก๏ธ The statement _” Mimi siwezi ambiwa hivo”_ has caused a lot of fights in highschool๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Kuna jamaa hapa hana ndevu Alafu amejaribu kukatia dem nikasikia akiambiwa eti uso yake inakaa kama sufuria mpya๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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โžก๏ธ Imagine dating a girl who hits the wall while arguing๐Ÿค” Do you know what that means? Death death my brother death๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

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โžก๏ธ In a relationship one person is always right and another    one. is a male๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ “Nizalie tu mtoto, haezinishinda kulea”_ says a guy who always tells you “Eka Airtel ama Telkom nikupigie”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰Read: A man impregnates mother inlaw who had come to visit

โžก๏ธ Kuenda bash ya dem msupuu inakuanga ufala tu. Huwa anainvite ninja zote zinamkatia hadi mnakaa ni kama mmeenda trials za recruitment ya jeshi๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

โžก๏ธ Instead of dating him because he pays your rent, have you ever considered dating the landlord directly๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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โžก๏ธ If I ever offended you with my posts please, forgive me and forget the past so as to create a new space for new offences๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ_

โžก๏ธ You are the next millionaire in our country๐Ÿค Don’t type Ameen, just go and work๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ A woman will  text u hi and leave you with the burden of making Sure the conversation flows ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Kuset record ushago hukua rahisi sana.๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ imagine,,๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญfor the few days ive been here,,๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญi emerged the undisputed keg drinking champion๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿค..hadi watu walikua wananiita # *CUP-TEI-N*๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹aaaah

๐Ÿ‘‰Read: Drama as Man returns wife to her parents saying her vagina is too wide

โžก๏ธ Ujawai ona madharau kama ukiwa umekunywa pesa zako zote๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ chupa kama Sita zmepanga line watu wakutii alafu waiter aondoe unabaki na yenye tu umeshikilia๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฉalafu unaskia watu wakiulizana๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”amelewa ivo na ata hajaonja yenye ameshika๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Sometimes it is better to be single especially when you have money๐Ÿคฆโ€๐Ÿคฆโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ No one cooks rubish like last borns๐Ÿšฎ Those idiots can even fry avocado๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ_
No

โžก๏ธ Siku moja ukanyonge๐Ÿ’alafu kasiamke tenaโœ‹hapo ndio utajua kuua viumbe vya Mungu ni dhambi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ It’s only in kenya where everyman got an ex girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚kama hauna don’t marry i once again say don’t marry  because that girl you are dating now is your  future ex๐Ÿ˜‚ts

โžก๏ธ Its only in kenya where everyman got an ex girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚kama hauna don’t marry i once again say don’t marry  because that girl you are dating now is your  future ex๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ In 2020 you cheat, we beat the whole family for raising a stupid child who doesn’t consider other people’s feelings๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿšถ

โžก๏ธ Once we start dating there is no break up its either you plan for a wedding or your funeral๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰Read: Pastor removes curvy woman pants in front of church for holy spirit to enter

โžก๏ธ You’re only 20yrs and you’re saying you want to settle with a guy who will be your future hubby! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ My sister calm down you have to meet these fucktards๐Ÿ˜,  get screwed like shit๐Ÿ˜‚ , go through some serious break ups๐Ÿ’”, go to clubs smoke shisha๐Ÿ’จ, bhang,๐Ÿ’จ alcohol๐Ÿพ, get fucked by strangers๐Ÿคฃwithout protection( condom) , get pregnant abort๐Ÿ˜. Taste all Kinds of dicks ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†in this country, know all the sex styles๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€ . Be the bad girl in the neighborhood, snatch someone’s husband fuck them๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€, send them your nudes at night so that his wife knows of his secret affair ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ, let them post your pictures in facebook groups with the caption “stop ruining my marriage “๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Don’t stop there, fuck your landlord plus  his son until his wife sends you away from the estate๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, let yourself be called a Prostitute.,HIV positive and all other bad names At 30yrs be a motivational speaker ๐Ÿ”Š , move to a new place go to church in the evenings ๐Ÿฅ,mโ€ฆ

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โžก๏ธ by tha sijuangi nilitoa hii ujuzi ya kunyanduana๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘wapi๐Ÿ˜Šcoz kuna time nilikuwa naskia tu watu hunyanduana๐Ÿ˜†bt i was still young๐Ÿ˜›.yet nakumbuka my first days za kunyanduana๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘vile nilikuwa na low self esteem๐Ÿ˜ฆna sikudhani ni game tough but sweet๐Ÿ˜.kuna haka kadame nilikuwa nahanya nikiwa form 2๐Ÿ˜Škamukorino๐Ÿ˜‹kanaitwa #Esther.ni wale wakorino wasupuu๐Ÿ˜›na weupe๐Ÿ˜Šna hagga hawakunyimwa๐Ÿ˜†.nakumbuka ile day tulipanga katakuja kwangu makenjani๐Ÿก.mimi kakeja kangu kaliwanga always neat๐Ÿ˜Šna kasmart.so hiyo day kalikuja mapema๐Ÿ˜Šcoz kalitaka tuwe na muda mrefu coz kalijuwa i was very new to adults happies๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†.kalipokam nikafunga mlango๐Ÿ˜Š.hakakusita๐Ÿ˜›kalinichapa kiss๐Ÿ’‹huku kakinieka vidole kwa maskio๐Ÿ˜Šaki sikujua mtu huguza tunyonyo mkikisiana๐Ÿ˜†nilikuwa tu namwangalia kama nyangumi๐Ÿ˜†lakini kalinishika mikono kakaileta kwa boobs๐Ÿ˜Šnikakapiga mdaro for two minutes nikakavua manguo๐Ÿ˜Šaki tumatiti tulikuwa tunatetemeka tukiwa ndani ya bra๐Ÿ˜‹kidogo akaingiza mkono kwa trouser akatoa mjulus๐Ÿ†semeni kuโ€ฆ

โžก๏ธ The festive season is finally here with us… Surprise your girlfriend by introducing her to your wife.. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…* _This massage is proudly brought to you by Lee Funeral Services๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ_

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โžก๏ธ You want to marry and you’re dating only one lady. My brother, have you seen a person winning a lottery with one number? I’m still here can’t you see ๐Ÿ‘€ me ๐Ÿ™„
Wise up like King Solomon. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ™Ž๐ŸฝGuys

โžก๏ธAdmin* Added *Vivie* to the group. *Jack:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group. *Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city. *Blessing:* Hi Vivie dont worry,  am there…any problem i will be there. *Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you  have any problem, will arrange  a solution for you. *Amos:* Hi Vivie, if you need  anything tell me, it will be arranged. *Godfrey:* Hi Vivie, im here  on stand-by for you. Feel free any time of day,  midday, a quarter day or  whole day for any problem.  I am the solution. I will manage  it for you completely and also.. *Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support. *Moses:* Vivie whats your full name..  *Vivie:* Vincent Oduro *Moses: left* *Godfrey: left* *Thabiso: left* *Amos: left* *Jack: left* *Admin: left…* .๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Am still searching a good place  to laugh and faint for  3mins
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ A pussy is like an iron sheet, if you don’t nail ๐Ÿ”จ it good, it will end up in your neighbour’s yard.
Latest kamba  proverb ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜

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โžก๏ธ You’re only 20yrs and you’re saying you want to settle with a guy who will be your future hubby! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ My sister calm down you have to meet these fucktards๐Ÿ˜,  get screwed like shit๐Ÿ˜‚ , go through some serious break ups๐Ÿ’”, go to clubs smoke shisha๐Ÿ’จ, bhang,๐Ÿ’จ alcohol๐Ÿพ, get fucked by strangers๐Ÿคฃwithout protection( condom) , get pregnant abort๐Ÿ˜. Taste all Kinds of dicks ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†in this country, know all the sex styles๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€ . Be the bad girl in the neighborhood, snatch someone’s husband fuck them๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€, send them your nudes at night so that his wife knows of his secret affair ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ, let them post your pictures in facebook groups with the caption “stop ruining my marriage “๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Don’t stop there, fuck your landlord plus  his son until his wife sends you away from the estate๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, let yourself be called a Prostitute.,HIV positive and all other bad names At 30yrs be a motivational speaker ๐Ÿ”Š , move to a new place go to church in the evenings ๐Ÿฅ,mโ€ฆ

โžก๏ธ Ladies how does it feel being beautiful, single and horny, while everyone thinks you’re taken???..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…Ladies

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โžก๏ธ Only dicks know what they experience inside vaginas that make them vomit…… all we can do is to just speculate.๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ†• Eeh waluhya jameni mwingine amenda kwa matanga akasema apakuliwe sahani ya marehemu .

โœจUshawahi sex chat dem mkikuyu mpaka akakuitisha pesa za P2๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธLast year time kama hii tukikaribia Xmas rafiki yangu David alinitumia 1000 akapandishwa cheo kazini, mwingine akanitumia 700 hata January haikufika akapata bibi,mwingine 500 akashinda lotto. Sijasema mnitumie pesa but *fikirieni tu vizuri*๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ”I can’t date you, I see you as a brother..”_ This statement alone causes Cancer and three other chronic diseases๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿฅบ

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โžก๏ธKwani watu nsaidieni hapa…

*KIHEREHERE* uitwaji kwa kizungu juu hii tabia ikona wazungu hapa estate yangu sipedi kbsaaa๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

โžก๏ธKudate dame mfupi ni shida๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚ Unafika kejani unafikiria hayuko kumbe ako nyuma ya gas anachat๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธLast year time kama hii tukikaribia Xmas rafiki yangu David alinitumia 1000 akapandishwa cheo kazini, mwingine akanitumia 700 hata January haikufika akapata bibi,mwingine 500 akashinda lotto. Sijasema mnitumie pesa but *fikirieni tu vizuri*๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ Ukienda kwa fundi nguo utakuta vitambaa kibao chini. Ukienda saluni pia kuna nywele nyingi chini. Hata ukienda mashulen na vyuoni makaratasi kiabo chini.Lakini nenda Benk ata mia mbili hukuti, nawalivyo na roho mbaya hata ile peni imefungwa kamba*๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธKuna hawa wasee wanakuaga wachafu adi ukipatana nao asubui unadhani ni jioni
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

โžก๏ธ Ushawahi lemewa na maisha hadi unafikiria kukopa wazazi wako loan๐Ÿค” Weeeeeuh dunia isimame kidogo tulambe glucose๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

โžก๏ธ I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad ๐Ÿ‘ด and Mum, ๐Ÿ‘ฑ as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™Š each other and when the
guy’s hand crossed the girl’s private part,๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ had changed, then I focused my eyes on the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™…
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl’s brazier.๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ˜นMy Dad looked at me with his red eyes and
shouted
Have you ironed the car? I REPLIED :
Yes i even spread it on the rope!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Zoea mali yako na utulie nanii. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Hii upako imetoka shule wachia vijana rika yao wakulane.  ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ nakwaambia  ile aibu utapewa nanii wewe,๐Ÿ˜‚you will never forget. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ iwafikie watu wa vitu ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚tight๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ You bring your sister in the house to test me if  am faithful…My future wife try that and you will  get the results you want..l cant let you down๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

โžก๏ธ Ati madem wengine ni kama tu mutura, unafaa kuwakula kwa giza๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Hii โ˜โ˜ni hate speech๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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โžก๏ธ Halafu hii sign ya adolescence ya “Deep voice” kwani haikuwa compulsory kwa Wakisii๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜…

โžก๏ธ Money doesn’t change people….. it unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ When I say women are beautiful, I mean those who hustle for themselves…..Not these tax collectors
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder
Joker smoker: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚sikuwai penda shule
hutu tu dem tu slim hatutaki kula tunone juu labda periods zao ni drops mbili au tatu ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ na tatutaki stress mingi mingi๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

โžก๏ธ 15 years old girl dey tell you “you are not serious” and you dey laugh because of nyansh and breast ,๐Ÿ˜*Uncle your shame is shaming me
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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โžก๏ธ I was in a plane travelling to Dubai when the two pilots started fighting… I just came down and entered bike ๐Ÿšฒ  ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Me I hate nonsense… ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ* “happy weekend friends”….
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฎ

โžก๏ธ Leo nmeamua Kuleta Hizi vitu tight Kejani juu naskia zinashika Mjulus kama Brake za lorry๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Leo Dem anaitwa Cynthia  (Ako form 2) ameamua kupitia kejani akitokea Chuo manze Sema #Nyeges kumvamia๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œCythia :: Hae Nathan my love๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Me:: Fiti Cynthia mcurie๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Cynthia :: Aki imajin tumekam long holiday na nadai kukumeet. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž nmekumiss uko๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—Me:: Niko Kejani..c uvuke basi ukam๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ ata fare ntakupee๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ŽCynthia :: Wow thanks love โคโคโค    #After15mins๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ŒMe(nkaskia mtu akiknock..nkabambika nkaruka kama maasai amepata Storo bonus kufungua Mlango ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹)
… Come in sweerie ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Cynthia ::: (Hugging me๐Ÿ˜ป)…. I missed your sweet Kebab๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹Me:: Nkamtoa bag polepolee nkaweka juu ya mitungi coz sinaga viti๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ nkaanza Kumromance manzi sasa๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ si mnajua nakuwanga Telo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Nkamvua Blouse๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Kumbe ata boobs zilikuwa Free mode bila bra๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ sema vitu kuwa soft kama Haga ya Victoria Rubadiri๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ nkazidara adi dem akawa mwarm kama Maandazi za Asubuhi๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Kuguzaโ€ฆ

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โžก๏ธ I’ve been so single for along time that’s a hug feels like sex๐Ÿคช

โžก๏ธ They lied to you and you’re now experiencing it๐ŸŒš You expected “parte after parte and girls” in University but things are more harder than you even expected๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

โžก๏ธ For me kissing is a big deal๐Ÿ˜‹ I have to love you๐Ÿ˜˜ You can’t just come and start pouring spit in my mouth for no reason๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ Someone is having sex right now despite all the problems weโ€™re facing in this country, even adding style, people are so heartless…๐Ÿ˜’

โžก๏ธ Me: Mum, nipatie pesa zenye nilikukopesha last month..
Mum: Nikuzae, nikunyonyeshe, nikulee, nikulishe, nikusomeshe na bado unaniitisha deni ya mia mbili๐ŸŒš
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โžก๏ธ When my parents ask why I’m not passing my exams๐Ÿค”Me: Nakuanga mjinga bytha๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ A girl born near a door๐Ÿšช is called Doris… they won’t teach you this in school ๐Ÿ““
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

โžก๏ธ Saa zingine utadhani chali yako anakucheza kumbe anacheza dem yake๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

โžก๏ธ In honour of Eliud Kipchoge, every pupil that scores 159 marks and above in this year’s KCPE should be allowed to join a National School of their choice..
No human is limited

โžก๏ธ Ushawahi kaa sitting room kwa nyumba ya uncle yako ukiwatch movie then immediately ka nephew ka 4years kanakwambia “Rudisha cartoon ama urudi kwenu”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Khaaai๐Ÿšฎ

โžก๏ธ Stop stressing people’s daughters by wanting to date them when you have a female best friend๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€ Tosheka na huyo bestie yako brathee๐Ÿ™Œ

โžก๏ธ Ukiambiwa ufast hauwezi lakini mtoto wa watu akikuacha hautakula wiki mzima๐Ÿคญ
Huoni kama shetani anacheza paranawe na maisha yako๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

โžก๏ธ 5 year old me: Ninuse kama unadhani nimenyamba๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช Na kamtu kananusa ukweli๐Ÿ˜† Ile ufala tulipitia…acha tu๐Ÿคš

๐Ÿ—ฃ Ladies No man is faithful๐Ÿค— Marry a rich man, it’s better to cry in Dubai than Bungoma๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Dear crush, when I get my PhD you’ll no longer be allowed to call me ‘beb’ I’ll be Dr. Beb๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ The best wife on earth is a hen, because she feeds the kids without disturbing the husband, congrats to our hens๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

โžก๏ธ Hawa watu wenye hawawezi swim ๐ŸŠ hutembea ๐Ÿšถ kando ya swimming pool ka external invigilators*l

โžก๏ธ When planning on how to spend your last 1k ๐Ÿ’ท, boom, your bulb ๐Ÿ’ก gets burnt, tokens and gas gets finished and your toothbrush falls in the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ

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โžก๏ธ Bride price should be based on breast size ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…Watermelon is expensive than orange ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

โžก๏ธ DON’T KILL URSELF ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’MY SISTER, IF HE WANTS DOGGY STYLE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’, LET HIM BARK FIRST๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โœ

โžก๏ธ Last time girlfriend’s day, girls were not posted and an outbreak of lesbians came up_
๐Ÿ˜‚*Are you thinking what i’m thinking*
๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš

โžก๏ธ Dem yangu ameniuliza kama kwetu kumenyesha Nikamuuliza kwani message imekuja Na matope..Sipendi ujinga mimi

โžก๏ธ Ubachelor ni challenging,
Unawasha stove unasahau kiberiti kwa mfuko then time Ya kutoa sadaka kwa church inaanguka chini.
My friend ku explain huwa hauvuti Bangi na unasemanga umeokoka _ni Kama una advice_ _..
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โžก๏ธ If u can hold a dick that is six inches long and suck it but cant hold a simple mic in a church and sing praise and worship, my sis forget it*
*U have a vvip room in hell waiting for u*๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคฃ

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โžก๏ธ Debate nikiwa pale highschool.
_Mosquitoes is better men_
Diana: “mosquitoes is better than men because mosquitoes sings to us before they eat us unlike some men”๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Na hivo ndo debate ili banniwa shule๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

โžก๏ธ Haga ndo inakuokolea sana sana siste๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Venginevyo huyuko kabsa๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Says an heartbroken boyshaod

โžก๏ธ Between Blue ticks and grey ticks,,Which can Cause Chest Pains๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš

โžก๏ธ Kuna gangster alienda na sindano pale baze yetu hostels mahali tunawekaga condom na akazidungadunga zote ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Uweeue nakwambia zile mimba zinatembea hii shule ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃwacha tu!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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โžก๏ธ Ladies may look Okey bt deep down wanatamani makeup ya miguu igekua ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

โžก๏ธ Imgn unadate dem ataki umwone Haga after sex anarundingi reverse kama lorry ya mchanga ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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